January 2011
134 posts
Some pros and cons of being a cat
Read this to your cats meow meow catspeak
Pros:
1. You have a pretty chilled and easy going lifestyle, because face it, basically all you do is lie around and lick your arse all day
2.You can jump off heights like 20 meters from the ground and still land on your feet; it’s basically giving fate the kitty middle finger!
3. Cats have magical healing powers, it is known that stroking and...
This is What I Said - Cloud Control
THIS IS FUN I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY
Step one:
Take a name of any celebrity or anyone you know
Since I think this man is highly overrated and whose face looks like a foot, I’m going to use this guy
Robert Pattinson, I think his balls and a collision with my combat boots should meet for creating a generation of “Twihards”
Step two:
Replace all the vowels of their name with O’s
R-O-B-O-R-T ...
When you and your best friend walk into a room.
Jamaica- I Think I Like U 2
Sorry if I totally ruin your childhood here...
You all know the ending of the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty right? The prince kisses Aurora and she wakes up and they all live happily ever after doo da and whatnot. WRONG. In the original version Princey, doesn’t just kiss her oh no. Princey has got a hankering for more than a kiss, and poor Aurora gets a rude awakening after years of being in a coma of an unexpected delivery of her...
Things I don't understand and may never understand...
1. Why it is socially acceptable for one person to shove another person onto the train - Firstly, it’s irritating, and too many times have I had a trolley rammed into my leg or a sleazy old guy breathing down my neck or copping a feel..
2. When my shoe happens to untie when I’m walking down the street, and about 5 women lose their shit...
My Topless Tuesday
Please contain your orgasms, what I am about to show you is something very personal to me and unquestionably sexy. Sorry if this is too explicit, but I just can’t hide it anymore.
Yes you horndogs, it’s a jar of Branston Pickle. Topless. Ooh yeah, and its original style, nice and chunky mmmmmm. Too long I’ve tried to hide my love for Branston Pickle, as soon as it’s...
This week I'm going to be productive.
Keep in mind the of awesomeness that is going to be the summer of 2011.
What are my plans? Thats a secret lovelies. ;)
